The season seems to be softening me like a deficiency in vitamins A, C, and D. This post is therefore dedicated to all who read it. Free of charge, I'm offering full reproductive permission.
Whoa, that came out wrong. Please don't ever ask me what you can and can't do with your jeans and genes. And to that Russian tortoise who keeps emailing me, that certainly was NOT the invitation you've been hoping for.
Do you see why I stick to cynicism? So much less confusion.
Many people need pre-made Valentine's Day cards. I'm not above associating myself with popular culture in the name of self promotion. So print and use to your heart's content, and may St. Valentine bring you whatever it was you asked when you sat on his lap.
This blog isn't kept up to date much. Find the good stuff at DWDaltonAdventures.com
Mr. Dalton writes sci-fi novels and designs games. This frees up the superior intellect, me, to write everything else.
I'm Shelly. A box turtle. That's Terrapene carolina for you biology nerds. Yes, I know I'm supposed to italicize genus and species. I just can't reach the ctrl and i keys at the same time, smarty-pants primates.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Be my Valentine's Day marketing demographic
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Valentine's Day,
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"I promise not to pee" is the best line to put on a Valentine's Day card...or any card for that matter.
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